The Hummus has Expired

“The truth is,” he said, “historically, women weren’t supposed to live past a certain age.” He meant it as a joke, unless, of course, you agreed with this hot anthropological/ misogynistic take, which some of the men in our lawn circle concurred to varying degrees. You could see by the way their mouth corners smirkedContinue reading “The Hummus has Expired”

Stupid Sh*t I Was Told

I was told to be good. I was told to be pretty. I was told looks don’t count. I was told to have long hair. I was told to have straight hair. I was told to have curls. I was told to have bangs. I was told bobby pins would hold back the bangs whileContinue reading “Stupid Sh*t I Was Told”

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