“The truth is,” he said, “historically, women weren’t supposed to live past a certain age.” He meant it as a joke, unless, of course, you agreed with this hot anthropological/ misogynistic take, which some of the men in our lawn circle concurred to varying degrees. You could see by the way their mouth corners smirkedContinue reading “The Hummus has Expired”
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A Tale of Two Kitties
May 2020 It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of (dis)belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light (Animal Crossing), it was the season of Darkness (Tiger King), itContinue reading “A Tale of Two Kitties”
The G Spot
There is a great myth perpetuated out there that is generously shared by women of a certain age. This aspirational, literal old wives tale, purports that there is a source of sublime pleasure waiting to be tapped. I’m sure you’ve heard it, too. Perhaps you’ve even spoken these words, too. “Grandchildren are better than children.”Continue reading “The G Spot”
Their Rooms Are So Small
I never saw it until this afternoon. The three of the four are grown and gone. But they were home last week, albeit for 24 hours, so I braved their rooms for a mom-clean. You want to hear something awful? A part of me is relieved that I don’t have to clean everyday. That myContinue reading “Their Rooms Are So Small”
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